for example, for the first time ever, the winner will be announced by michelle obama. [ laughter ] god, she's everywhere. i think -- i think she's doing too much. [ light laughter ] interesting -- the conclave -- this is the one election where no one ever talks about the jewish vote. have you noticed that? [ laughter ] and, of course, rumors are flying at the vatican. the latest one, according to the italian press, is that pope benedict did not retire. they say he was forced out by nbc. [ laughter ] so, i don't know. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] ♪ actually -- did you see the cardinals at the conclave this morning? god -- they're taking the oath in the sistine chapel. and the strangest thing -- well, show what happened. take a look. [ taking oath ] ♪ [ harlem shake plays ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]